When I was a kid, long before we ever had a VHS of any sort, we had a Betamax machine. I can remember very clearly a torn-up old cardboard box that my parents used to store all the Beta tapes in. I distinctly remember there being three things I would watch on it. One was Footloose, the next was Nightmare on Elm Street, and the third was the horrifying live-action version of Winnie the Pooh that was sure to give most normal kids nightmares, Welcome to Pooh’s Corner. I ate that shit up. For some reason I have been thinking […]

I used to have the impression you were either an Are You Afraid of the Dark? kid or you were a Goosebumps kid.  I never had a conversation with anyone about this, and had no reason at all to come to this conclusion. Honestly, it would make sense that if you liked one of these shows, you were more than likely to also be into the other.  I wasn’t though.  I loved Are You Afraid of the Dark? and knew jack shit about Goosebumps.  Never read a Goosebumps book, never watched an episode, just didn’t really care at all. But […]

This is true, both literally, and figuratively. But hey, this site is almost sort of back up, so there’s something. I guess just stay tuned or whatever the fuck it is you do in times like these.