Archive for 09/24/2013

Smeaty new writer, holla!

09/24/2013
Here, have a pic of a marginally confused golden bulgy man.

Here, have a pic of a marginally confused golden bulgy man.

A brand-spanking new writer has joined the ranks of this here smeatysmeat team of maladjusted ruffians. IAMRICKSEE is the new writer, so enjoy sending him naked pictures of your bondage-loving grandmother, or just spam him links to your creepy doll-collecting blog, he loves those (a lot).

New bio, new front page, new updates coming by next week. YES I ALWAYS SAY THAT! The thing I love about you assholes, is you never know whether or not I mean it this time, but you’ll check, anyway. Now that’s dedication, especially after over a decade. You’re all clearly getting old and delusional.

 Also, new old mp3 of the moment, ahoy!