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Hello people, we are a day late, and you are all squirming with anticipation. This movie needed no subtitles, unless you’re a cock who is bad with accents, in which case, you should use subtitles. Enjoy!

Joe:
This is an excellent episode of Doctor Who featuring Richard E. Grant as the Doctor before he got retconned out of history. The Doctor finds himself with a new companion, a talking capitalist boil that proceeds to take over his body, fuck his wife, and then smash his balls against a large horse before the film ends. I believe the script was originally written for Nicholas Cage to take over as the Doctor, but since he was busy filming Vampire’s Kiss (the greatest movie ever), he had to turn down the role. I would not recommend this movie to any body, I would suggest watching Vampire’s Kiss instead, at Sarah’s house, as she now owns it on DVD, and wants to throw a twilight themed pool party last weekend.


Sarah:
This movie was about a guy who loses his shit over having bad skin. He’s not okay with meat-eating vegans, and he sure as fuck doesn’t want bald guys going without their shampoo. There’s a bit of an inner conflict that materializes in the form of anthropomorphized bubonic plague which likes to fuck, a lot. One of the things that I think will stay with me about this movie is the overuse of pastels; it’s the 80’s and they’re everywhere, but when you’re trying to pay attention to an ever-enlargening talking pus bubble, they could be a bit distracting. Especially when it’s selling you things you know you can’t live without, like cigarettes, fish fingers, and hydrogen bombs. I have to say that overall I whole-heartedly agree with Joe on this one, and suggest you go and watch Vampire’s Kiss immediately.